Sometimes I put on facepaint when I’m bores

kevinalmns:

kirbyfan110:

imclearlydevine:

This is still my favourite gif ever.

I fucking died.

i luv it !!

triggeryouroffences:

I need to prove a point to some social workers who are saying I’m too young to stay at home by myself when my mom goes to work in the evening.

team-winchester:

letstakethetardistoasgard:

kilisbeard:

whatthefalseheartdothknow:

r-r-r-robin:

abitcombustible:

its-time-to-dualscar:

newspaperrealities:

Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)

okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.

has anyone listened to this?

it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.

this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.

whenever someone uses die young for characters who die…young, i think they should use this version instead because ouch feels 

ugly crying

rainbow-112:

This will always be funny

gallifreyanwizardof221b:

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the…

I can’t believe tumblr user pizza bought tumblr

season0:

yugioh au where everything is the same except everyone wears booty shorts

actualhomosexualdirkstrider:

did you hear about the circus in town?
well I heard its pretty INTENTS

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

why does k even stand for thousand like 10k doesnt lOOK LIKE TEN THOUSAND TO ME WHAT THE HELL

thedelicatedaffodil:

nsfweezy:

Send me a fetish/kink and I’ll answer

No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |

Ok it’s Sunday but this was fun

blimpcat-art:

It’s about time you boys got a haircut. Dang.

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS